Showing posts with label stephen harper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stephen harper. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Harper's Greatest Sin

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               I make no secret about my opinions on the government of Stephen Harper. He’s the worst Canadian prime minister in history. Saying something, given that recent memory stretches past the bumbling Joe Clark and John Turner, the there-when-the-country-tired-of-the-brand defeatism of Kim Campbell and Paul Martin, or the arrogant and despotic Chrétien, Mulroney, and Trudeau. How bad Harper is stretches past these of recent memory, past Bennett, Meighen, all the way to Sir John A.
    Bastards and boneheads, liars, crooks, men (and a woman) remembered sometimes for their deserving faults, sometimes undeservedly for being much more than they were.
                But Stephen Harper will be remembered as the worst. He is the lowest point the PMO has ever reached, and God help us he may have put us on a path of no return.
                His list of wrongs is great. The muffling of government scientists, the selling off of natural resources, the end of transparency, the backroom deals of which the Duffy trial is just a hint, the ugly and churlish attack ads, the turning of a political party into a one-man power trip, the turning of the PMO into an all-encompassing power hub, the neutering of any free-thinking MPs, the ignoring that he is a prime minister, not a US president; all this while assuming his supporters are too blind, too zealous, or too uninformed about Canadian democracy to see anything wrong here. This is a short list of Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s wrongs, but none of these is the worst.
                Harper’s greatest sin is how masterfully he has turned us against each other.

                He came into power at a perfect time for his brand of politics. George W. Bush had convinced much of America that there was a snake under every rock, and we were learning to fire off any opinion we liked behind a shield of online anonymity. The Bush era taught us that you can say anything no matter how ludicrous and you were only accountable for it if you allowed yourself to be. Enter Stevie Harper.
                It was all there when he became leader of the newly-minted Conservative Party of Canada. Harper had learned that his old Reform brand of politicking (the one that saw him take out full page anti-gay [read: hate] ads in western newspapers) was too polarizing. The only consistent motivation he has shown in his career is to gain and retain power. He has seen that the best way to paint yourself as the hero is to always have a villain.
                I’ll never forget a shot in Macleans just prior to the 2006 election showing a self-satisfied Harper in his seat as the leader of the Official Opposition, presumably having just mic-dropped on poor, hapless Paul Martin. (Perhaps he asked how a senior staffer in the PMO could possibly sign off on a giant cheque unbeknownst to the prime minister, say.) All around him, his young Reformed neo-cons waved and hooted. One wild-eyed MP was gesturing “Come at me, bro,” across to someone in the government.
                If you’re not with him, you’re against him. Liberals and socialists and environmentalists and scientists and terrorists are the enemy. Harper is all that stands up to that enemy.
                Much has been made of Harper’s carefully-crafted image, his branding of his party and of the government of this country, his control of every aspect of his administration, his micromanaging of everything that happens in the PMO (with the exception of whatever it is Nigel Wright does with his cheque book). There is no room for dissenting opinions in his party, and his relationship with the media and the voting public fluctuates between the mysterious and the contemptuous.
                But what hasn’t been said enough is how carefully he’s crafted the image of his foes. Harper has been prime minister for almost a decade and has very few discernible policies—brutalizing criminals and attempting to turn Canada into a police state the rare exceptions—to show for it. Where he excels is at attacking fault in his opponents, real or imagined. His entire mode of campaign and governance is summed up in the outline of his attack ads: petty, inaccurate, misleading. By going after shortcomings he avoids any approach to his own. The best defense is a good offensive and his office has been constantly offensive.
                It’s trickled down to the rest of us. Never in my life have people north of the 49th so defined themselves and their “enemies” by their political affiliation. Support of parties and leaders is as passionate and as illogical as backing a sports team. Harper has rewritten if not totally erased the democratic process by trying to erase the concept of the swing voter. Everyone must choose a side or be relegated to a side if they refuse to pick themselves. Trenches have been dug by supporters and opponents alike. It’s all about what side you’re on, forget how multi-faceted the issues.
                It’s not surprising that his administration has paralleled the rise of social media as our main form of expressing opinion. Look at any political debate on Facebook or Twitter, any comments section of an online news story, and you see people being absolutely awful to each other. Something about the shield of anonymity or at least the allowance for knee-jerk pettiness provided when facing off against a digital face rather than a fleshy one has made us nasty, and it’s suited Harper’s aims just fine.
                Our parliament has become a ridiculous thing to watch. Childish, a caricature of government. It’s a comedian’s punch line summing up politicians in general. Shouting, pointing, with absolutely no intelligent debate. It’s all about partisanship. It is all parties and all MPs involved, but it’s the work of Stephen Harper.
Even in Trudeau and Chrétien’s arrogance, Clark’s flustered interjections, there was more respect for fellow Canadians than this. Hell, even oily Mulroney said “sir” when he called John Turner out. Not so under Harper. It’s not about governing, it’s about winning. Having the power to lead but not doing any real discernible leading.
This is Harper’s greatest sin. Whether his enemies are liberals, socialists, terrorists, or those he simply labels as such, he defines himself by his attacks on them, and so defines the Canadian people by this as well.

His legacy will be the institutions he’s destroyed. Our public parks, our public broadcaster, our lakes and rivers, our economy, our national image, the dignity of our veterans—all sins. But the lasting damage done by Stephen Harper will be his encouragement and exploitation of our indecency. 

Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Spy Bill


Bill C-30. 
                As much as I’m hating this, I’m loving it. The imposition is almost worth the outcry. Almost.
                Harper’s government introduces a bill wrapped in the guise of a shield against child pornographers and online predators, Public Safety Minister Vic Toews declares in an oh-so-Conservative absolute: “either you’re with us, or you're with the child pornographers,” eighty million taxpayer dollars are earmarked for this project—to pay for what, no one can quite say, and those of us who despise the practices of this arrogant and corrupt government relish the outcry.
                For once, it appears Canadians are united. Olympic hockey and Bill C-30.
                Since forming an under-voted majority eight months ago, the Harper government has unleashed a flurry of mean-spirited, uncompromising and, (I’ll give ‘em this one), totally foreseen bills. They’ve limited debate, refused to respond to opposition (or the Opposition). I mean, why should they? They have a majority, and it’s not like a this is a democracy or anything. They’ve lashed out at any criticism with matter-clouding.
                Now, in the grandest show of hypocrisy, they’re letting you have your guns back and burning all gun records in the spirit of liberty, but they want access to your hard drives in the spirit of protecting your children. Freedom here, fascism there. Any of you who slapped my kids in the face with your wallets by voting for this party care to explain the schizophrenia to me?
                All defenses are hogwash. Giving the police full access to our online activity without needing a warrant is a Big Brother move, period. On Facebook I likened it to throwing a spike strip across the #1 Highway in order to stop speeders.
                I have to admit that I’ve learned to begrudgingly respect Harperco’s methods in appearing like a party without clinging to any ideological stances. Since the formation of his Progressive Conservative / Reform / Canadian Alliance coalition, Harper has striven to prevent another division of the right packaging all policy in a rhetoric of apparent “goodness for all Canadians.” The power has been in what they don’t say.
                He’s referred to his Reformer days—days where he took out newspaper ads attacking gay marriage, and railed against abortion—yet has not refuted that he once held these beliefs. He has said he will not renew debate over gay marriage or abortion, but he hasn’t openly endorsed or attacked them. It’s clever.
                Evil, but clever.
                People who know who he once was vote for his party, and they think he’s a Christian moralist forced into politics. True Conservatives vote for the party because they believe it will put money in their pockets, and that’s their only moral. Both groups feel he represents them first. He refutes neither, by implication backing both (in something of a contradiction). He has a majority (well, because we have a system that misrepresents elected MPs when considering number of votes, but also) because all Conservative policy has become grey.
When something as nasty as Bill C-30 is unleashed, they reword and repackage it, hiding the intrusive and playing up the protective. They won’t be honest about what they’re trying to do, but this time we haven’t been fooled, and it’s damage control. I’ll come to what good it’s going to do in a moment.
Why would they want this information? Well, pardon my cynicism, but during the spring campaign, Harper staffers refused people entrance to Conservative rallies because the individuals turned away were linked to the Liberal and NDP parties. How did the Cons know this? They’d been trolling people’s Facebook and Twitter pages, of course. True, if you want something to remain private, don’t put it on Facebook, but what sort of democracy is it if our government (or potential government) searches every corner of the Internet to ferret out dissenting opinions rather than face them head on? Mind you, what sort of government commits a crime in providing itself secret election funding, and wins re-election? What sort of democracy is it when our government sends phone calls to voters deliberately misdirecting them from polling stations in hotly-contested ridings?
The answer to all, frankly, is a crumbling one.
Bill C-30 is the perfect example of the kettle we’ve been dropped into, willingly. Stephen Harper and Vic Toews dictate policy, mask its intent, and prevent any meaningful debate on it in the House so the Harper-stacked Senate can ram it through.
Finally, as one, Canadians have had it and are voicing unified opposition to the spy bill. Sadly, we’re voicing it to a government that has never shown the slightest interest in listening to the people it governs. This is about one man’s ego trip, and about the acquisition and retention of power. The bill will become a law, and Internet freedom of all kinds, legal or no, enjoyed for nearly two decades in this country, will be profoundly altered.
We have forfeited our rights as Canadians to the interests of the worst prime minister and Cabinet we’ve seen since before World War 2, and we’ve done it without a fight. Almost like we deserve to toss our children’s futures into the gutter.
Hate to say I told you so . . .

Friday, April 1, 2011

A Note of Thanks to the People of Canada from Stephen Harper

A note of thanks to the people of Canada from your lord and ruler, his majesty, the always-right, and honourable (because it says so in my title!) Primus Regis Maximus Minister, speaking of his will over the peons and plebes, his godship, Stephen Harper.


Subjects,
It is with great hope for the future of my rule that I set these words to cyber-paper—well, I’m dictating them to a nameless lackey (Helena Guergis) and I’ll have another lackey check them over for grammar and proper fear-mongering—but basically it is I, your lord and master, deigning to speak to you now.
I need to start with a word of thanks. What, you ask, I thanking you? No, your petty eyes are not deceiving you. I am truly thankful, for you see, I could not continue to rule you as I see fit without your continued ignorance and apathy, so: thank you. *Ahem. That was much more distasteful than I expected.*
I shall now present to you, point by point, the reasons I am thankful, through a concise and comprehensive list compiled by another of my lackeys.

1.     Thank you for not understanding how our democracy works. This is extremely helpful in my quest to reorganize it into: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNAHjsAnTd4
I have been able to do this by convincing you that you are voting for me, or against Stephan Dion’s accent, Michael Ignatieff’s education, Jack Layton’s moustache or Elizabeth May’s right to exist. Thank you for not understanding in Canada that you vote for your MP, not your PM. Your cooperation in this matter has continued to help me perpetuate an American-based system rather than British. Please, watch more FOX News.    
2.     Thank you for not knowing what the word “minority” means. If you watched the Canadian news rather than The Bachelor or pro sports once in a while, you might have learned that more people voted against the Conservatives than for us in 2008. If I were any other leader, I might have to play nice with those scum who use the big words and sit across the floor from me. But you have allowed me to ignore facts and numbers and proceed as I will.
3.     Speaking of words, thanks for allowing me to convince you that the word “coalition” is nastier than Armageddon, hospital waiting rooms, and HST combined. It’s helpful that you believe me when I say it is unconstitutional and undemocratic (I’ve never glanced at our constitution and democracy is what I make of it), even when many European nations govern with coalitions quite nicely, appealing to a greater set of the populace’s interests (I mean, who cares what you want—governing is about POWER!). Thanks again for not knowing that our system has a British basis, not an American one. OH! And thanks for believing me when I tell you the opposition parties are a coalition already, even though they deny it, and there are no facts to supprt my claims. Pffft, evidence. Always in my way. Also, thanks for forgetting altogether that my Conservative Party (3.0) is a COALITION of the right, featuring former Progressive Conservatives, Reformers like me, and that Canadian Alliance thingy. It's swell that you forget that I proposed my own coalition in 2004, and that I refuse to speak about a letter I sent to the Governor General then. My word always trumps the facts! My daily needs to re-write history are duly served by your inattentiveness.
4.     When those dastardly, puppy-skinning, Lenin-worshipping Liberals ruled us, we Reformers and Conservatives rightly decried every prorogation of Parliament. Who did those lazy sos-and-sos think they were, calling a pause to Parliament—y’know, every decade or so? But it’s super cool that I can do it every time the Opposition starts using that constitution thingy to form a coalition (EVIL!), or when you get wind of us hiding the abuses of Afghan detainees from you. Thanks for allowing me, when the chips are down, to take an extended holiday so I can go see some hockey. I know that letting you have some time to get worked up about who is getting kicked off the island will cool your passion for politics faster than you can say "abuse of power."
5.      That short-term memory of yours is awesome! I mean, if you remembered my gay-bashing newspaper ads back when I was an out-of-the-closet Christian fundamentalist Reformer, you might not prop me up so readily. Thanks also for letting me campaign on Senate reform, then get into power, learn what the Senate actually is, then load the sucker up with Conservative sycophants. I mean, this way, if Parliament fails to pass a bill but I can get it to the upper house, we can just re-route the system and I can make all kinds of crazy laws. How come Arthur Meighen never thought of this?
6.     Thanks for missing the whole “contempt” thing. I mean, sure, we’re stealing your tax dollars and lying about campaign spending, super-prisons, shiny jets, and we created a budget with the sole purpose of goading the Opposition into a contempt vote so that we could blame them for the election we don’t need right now because, dang it, I’m just so concerned about Japan and . . . that Arab place with the guy who has the kind of power I want. Y’know, the one Obama asked us to help bomb? So, thanks for not knowing that “contempt” means your government has broken your laws. Repeatedly. What’s that you say? “Corruption?” LOOK, THE COALITION IS DROWNING KITTENS!

As we’ve begun this election—that I wanted, but know you don’t, so I’m blaming it on the other guys—it’s become apparent that you, my subjects, will let me say and do anything.
Because you just don’t care.  
You either blindly follow my party with the same sort of reverence you hold for hockey teams, never taking silly things like policies or issues into account, or you just stand aside and do nothing. You don’t follow politics, you don’t vote. I couldn’t continue to translate “minority” to mean “empire” without your continued zeal or apathy, respectively.
So, thanks. People throughout North Africa and the Middle East are protesting, fighting and dying for the rights you have given up to me with nary a shrug.

Sincerely,
            The (Always) Right Honourable (as I define “Honour), Prime Minister cum His Majesty, President (in Deed if not Name), Dictator (in Intent and Practise), of Canada,   
                                                                                                                             Steve
                                                                      
Blognote: Today ask yourself who the real fools are.