Thursday, June 7, 2012

Divided By Zero


Whenever I tell people that I’m a teacher I invariably hear, a) “I was a terrible kid—you would have hated teaching me,” and b) “There’s so much wrong with the education system. And kids these days are so lazy, entitled, and show no respect.”
                Everyone has gone through school, and for some reason that makes everyone an expert on the education system. It’s phenomenon unique to my profession. In learning how to drive a car, I never felt that I had acquired expertise on the finer points of internal combustion; I go to the hospital when I am injured, but I do not point out how I feel a surgeon can improve her methods; I enjoy a lobster once in a while, but I have no idea how to set, bait, or retrieve traps. You get the point.
                But because everyone goes to school, everyone is an expert on education. Sitting in classrooms for twelve years is apparently all you need to know about how education is implemented and modified. And because high school involves two groups that are more often than not despised by society at large for their laziness and pampered lifestyles (namely teens and teachers), when something controversial comes up, the reaction of the general public is often incomparably negative and inconceivably ignorant.
                When it came out last week that Edmonton Physics teacher Lynden Dorval had been suspended for not following his school’s “no zero” policy, the media pounced, and the masses leaped a foot in the air. It’s been everywhere lately, and the enraged surprise has me flabbergasted because none of this is new. Many school divisions have been using no zero polices, or something like them, for years. Dorval has just made a calculated decision—this was all done with intent—to bring it out fully to a public that may have been unaware.
                Unfortunately, because people are already experts on the education system, they attacked this with resounding ignorance, making no attempts to delve into the facts. If this were a Social Studies essay, they would have failed miserably. Bombardment! Facebook, Twitter, CBC Radio’s Unconventional Panel, Calgary Herald columnist Naomi Labritz—everyone has been shooting off their mouths, pens, and keyboards as to how the system is creating a bunch of spoiled brats who don’t know the meaning of working for results. All anyone has heard is “teacher fired for giving zeroes,” and it was picked up and sprinted with.
“Entitlement.”
“Rewarding laziness . . .”
“In my day . . .”
“In the real world . . .”
Dorval’s case hasn’t received the careful sort of analysis we would have our English Language Arts students use in approaching a character’s motivations. If you have heard the man interviewed, he’s not drawing a line in the sand with zeroes on one side and anarchy on the other. He has given his students every chance possible to get in late assignments, but at the end of the semester, if he doesn’t see the homework, zero it is. Personally, I agree with this approach. Dorval is 61, and the higher you go up the pension ladder, the more resistance you see to no zeroes, comment-based assessments, and floating due dates. He sounds like he has tried harder to bend than a lot of those more jaded by years in this profession—just not quite hard enough.
Is he being fired? I think he’s chosen to retire with a very loud bang.
Assessment For (as opposed to Of) Learning is not an “every kid wins even if she does nothing” philosophy, as critics in newspaper columns would have us believe as they dump buckets of dirt into clean wells.
School is there to teach first, to impart knowledge. It is a place for trial and error, so if a kid performs a task and the only feedback he gets is 7/10, where does he go with that? How does he improve? School does not exist only to “prepare kids for the real world”—that preparation comes from the combination and synthesis of the information they get from school, parents, and personal experiences.
And what is this “real world” that keeps getting preached, anyway? This “if you don’t do it and do it right the first time, you get fired” world where no one has even had a mother who loved him and every Boomer is the model of hard work and professionalism?
Is this the real world where we ask for extended deadlines on projects, knowing that the quality of the project trumps all? Is this the real world where you wait half an hour for service from a disinterested clerk in an electronics store? Is this the real world where you order your steak medium rare and get chicken? Do these people lose their jobs? Puh­-lease. I think you’re confusing reality with ideality—your ant-hill utopia doesn’t exist.
Overall, I have a pretty similar approach to Dorval. When every last chance has been exhausted, I do give a zero. But then, my school division doesn’t have a policy like his, so zeroes are a resort I have access to. That’s what they are, though, a last resort. I avoid giving marks as punishment. My job is not to punish, nor to teach that the only valuable pursuit is reward, nor to present kids with some dog-eat-dog depiction of a world that doesn’t exist. My job is to teach, to help kids turn themselves into people who can think for themselves.
Hopefully, they will learn to consider the facts of an issue before firing off an opinion on it, and accept that because they have experienced the results of a system, they may not be experts on how it works. 

Friday, June 1, 2012

Productive Art


                Art. For something mean to be a celebration, a term that is supposed to have the positive ramifications of, say, “joy” or “love,” it certainly is a divisive idea.
                Art brings joy, and it expresses love. We accept that these are good things, and yet they are not quantifiable. Art, on the other hand, is treated with nervous suspicion. It’s as if, as ideas go, Art is some sort of unwashed uncle with limitless untapped potential who just loafs on the couch all day. What good can Art do if you can’t count its virtues?
                I was out for a run the other night when I stopped to speak with one of my town councilors. He addressed our town’s consideration of forming an Arts Council, and the troubles entailed. How can a town of over 10, 000 people justify all the golf courses and hockey arenas you could ask for, but we have no museum, no gallery, and our local theatre group has often been forced to put on shows in a barn at the rodeo grounds?
                Because Art, as I said, is often treated with suspicion, or at least a suspicion of its purposes. People can see validity in entertainment for entertainment’s sake, but Art for Art’s sake they find rather icky. No judgement is made of television, a mindless medium many people dedicate the majority of their evenings to consuming, because it’s entertainment. Art, while it can often be entertaining—and I’d argue, when it’s best should always be—is about something richer, something more fulfilling. I’ve been stuck on Julia Cameron’s definition: “Making [A]rt is making love to life.”
                I suppose, as with most I see wrong in the world, once again it’s capitalism’s fault. Capitalism is just a human version of one of our most basic mammalian behaviours: win. Taken at its most base, that’s all living for money is, a more eloquent version of what monkeys do: eat, fuck, sleep.
                Art for Art’s sake is often viewed with a cocked eyebrow by most people (and by the major levels of government in this country). People who work exclusively for money cannot seem to fathom doing anything without doing it to accumulate capital. If you do something and you make money doing it, you can push the furthest boundaries of morality and you’ll still have reams of supporters. But do something for the sheer joy of doing it, because you’re expressing yourself or because you want to explore an idea and you risk being labelled lunatic, hippie, or—worst of all—non-contributor. Art does not always toss slop into the trough.
                Recently, I completed a history text. I found this overall to be a great experience, unfamiliar and refreshing. As I learned the history of what I was writing about, I also stretched my creative muscles to fit the information into the concept and the parameters of length and design. History writing has a very specific style and a purpose, it calls for careful creativity. I succeeded, I was rewarded.
                I encountered a friend just after finishing the text and told him about it, and he became fixated on the topic of how much I made doing it. When I tried to share my joy with him, or even a historical anecdote which I was packed full of, his brows knitted.
                “Yeah, but how much did you make?”
                This was his only concern, his only interest in the project.
                When you make Art, you struggle with enough inner guilt that you don’t need this exterior stuff. Hell, I’ve struggled with guilt in composing this very blog because I am only a partial—I have yet to abandon my day job, because I need the money. I see my slight hypocrisy there, though I would argue I don’t live for the money.
                I imagine there are no artists who haven’t struggled with guilt over doing what they do. Why? What’s the purpose? What am I saying? What am I accomplishing?
                I had a little epiphany when considering my own Art/guilt struggle, it’s what led to this blog. I’ve been struggling with why I write what I write. I don’t write exclusively to entertain. I suppose there’s some expression of the human condition in it, but that’s always felt like pale philosophy in search of a moral to me. I enjoy playing with language and telling tales. The epiphany occurred—as so many do—while I was playing with my children. They were telling me about their days, in language rife with errors and non-sequitors. The plot of this day mattered much less than the details of a cheese sandwich or a game of tag. The quality of their language, their ability to express joy, sadness, elation and pain, is improving daily. This, I realized, is the importance of what I do: I use language, the triumph of humanity, most significant of inventions, and I push it as far as I can. This separates us from the beasts. Unlike money. 

Thursday, May 31, 2012

More Than Meh

     I was recently called out by someone I respect. This is a person of some celebrity who has a large group of keen listeners, readers, and online followers. He writes a column for a city publication and, without naming me directly, took exception to something I said in the column and via social media. This a person I respect, understand, though we do not agree on too many things the same outside of a love for beer and football teams.
     The dispute stemmed from his sharing on Facebook the comments of someone whose ideologies rarely align with my own. The commentator was being intentionally provocative about the Quebec student protests (from his comfortable spot in Alberta, where a bash against Quebec is always a safe bet). He then went on to belittle those who replied to his comments.
     I commented on the thread, and my esteemed friend, who had reposted the thread in the first place, asked me to justify my feelings that it is an Albertan cliche to attack protesters, be they Quebec students, members of the Occupy Movement, striking CP employees or, god help us, teachers or nurses. I got into one of those "I respect you but don't know you" Facebook debates with a person who also has a completely different political, ideological and possibly ethical leaning than myself. Those aren't always much use.
     My friend, the one person of the three I actually know, commented in his column that I was glomming him into the masses, those who belittle all forms of protest, those who feel that their own opinions of why a protest is happening justify telling protesters to shut up from the safety of their own couch. Perhaps I did, though that was not my intent.
     The single stopping point, that is, the point where we do not agree, is on the judgement of the student protesters in Quebec. I don't know how it's being reported in the rest of the country, but in Alberta what we're hearing on most media is how low tuition has been in Quebec, and the opining has leaned towards calling the protesters spoiled babies who are making the Charest government into villains for doing their jobs. The Charest government are doing that well enough on their own, introducing a despicable anti-assembly law in the same vein as the feds' back-to-work legislation.
     When I was in university, if I would have seen a drastic hike in my tuition, you can be damn sure I would've taken to the streets as well. I would not have looked to my East or my West and said, "Shucks, I'm doing better than those guys." I would have gone after a government that has traditionally done a terrible job of funding post-secondary education and called them out for their lack of creativity, for saddling the cost on the people least-equipped to bear the load. This is the sort of thing that can turn the wary away from an education, and the idea frightens me.
     My education has created an arrogance in me that I must be cautious of. However, since long before I had finished my degrees, in the days where Canada Student Loans annually found some giant roadblock to throw in front of me (such as counting my father's farm machinery as liquid assets), I have been afraid of people accepting that they won't go to university because of costs, and instead taking the fast track to easy money. "I'll take my Grade 12, work in the oil patch, exploit, consume, and die having accomplished . . . what?"
     My umbrage stemmed from the comments regarding these students that echoed so many I have heard regarding protest of late.
     "Accept. Relent."
     "It could be worse."
     Is this what we've resorted to, saying that life's good enough, don't complain? Don't seek to make it better? Don't point out injustice when you see it? And to pointing fault in the deeds of anyone who does not feel they should do the same?
     I welcome protest in all forms, because protest is dialogue. Do I agree with religious crackpots bashing gay marriage on the front steps of the White House? No. But I allow that they should have the right to express themselves so that I may weigh their arguments and decide where I stand.
     Complacency has been the Western Canadian operating word for a decade or more. Apathy and lethargy are the greatest threats to freedom of speech.


Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Women Second


WR Leader Danielle Smith and Premier Alison Redford

                I can disclaim away, citing my revulsion for male chauvinism, the long line of influential females in my life, my cheerleading of women’s rights, but it won’t matter, someone will take exception to my message or my tone—because I’m a man writing about women.
                And that’s sort of my point, see.
                For my readers outside the confines of Alberta, you may have noted that my dear adoptive province recently had itself an election. It was quite a heated thing, and also one of the more fascinating we’ve seen in this province in years. Don’t let the result (yet another Progressive Conservative majority, preserving a forty-one year old dynasty) belie the drama—it was something to see. The upstart, ultra-conservative Wild Rose Party under Danielle Smith putting pressure on the incumbent just plain conservative PC party under new “red Tory” Premier Alison Redford; as well, the also ran Liberals, NDP, Alberta Party, and (in my riding alone!) Alberta Separatist Party trying their darndest to show that this province isn’t completely mired in conservatism. Ineffectively, it seems, especially because so many of those of us who ideologically lean to the left strategically voted, that is, held our noses, apologized to our gods, and voted PC for fear of the predications of a Wild Rose majority entrenching us in such backwards backwoods philosophies that they would make Stephen Harper giddy with Reformer glee.
                Instead, the PCs landed yet another majority and the Wild Rose were limited to a mere 17 seats, making them the Official Opposition, but hardly with a vice-like grip on the throat of Redford’s party. The dust has settled, we look to the future, some of us wondering just how Ms. Redford will balance her centralist leanings and left support with the traditional conservatives in her party and in her support base. It remains to be seen.
                That’s all back-story. The point of fact is that we have our first female premier elected in Alberta with the first female leader of the official opposition. Rah, womanhood!
                However, this seems to cause some to feel that to criticize their politics is to criticize their gender, in effect implying that because these are female politicians, this should make them immune to criticism, just as if someone were to be a politician whose policies we disagree with, but were Muslim or Native or a person with a disability, they should receive special exception to any criticisms of said policy (he said, staring at the well-greased slope atop which he was perched).
                Although I am delighted to have a female premier and a female head of the double O, I see them as politicians first, women second. Smith has expressed positions on education, health care, and the environment that I find so disturbing she may be the only politician I hold in the same elite company of yucky as our current prime minister. Redford, whom I respect much more than her predecessors, and most of those who she defeated in the PC leadership race, still holds up the tarsands as the solution to the American energy crisis, still supports the building of questionable pipelines—she’s still a capitalist conservative, and I ain’t. I am bothered that my questioning any policies leads in turn to me being questioned for judging them based on which way they face when they pee.
                Analogy: I like Chris Rock, I think he’s a very funny guy. However, so much of his schtick is “black people.” His humour involves pointing out that he is black, comparing white people to blacks, and often the self-deprecation of black people or the send-up of the starched white. I get tired of that. I like Chris Rock the comedian, and yet it is required to always provide the qualifier that he is Chris Rock, the black comedian.
                So it is apparently going with feminism. Here we are, a half century after the Women’s Liberation Movement began, and how much ground have we covered when a man talking critically about a woman’s ideas (that is, not the fact that she is a woman with ideas) is called a chauvinist? I mean, what sort of equality have we created when we put them in special bubbles—does equality not come with the bad as well as the good? In constantly pointing out that this is a woman premier and a woman leader of the opposition, are we not, devaluing them? Are we not enabling those who would see difference as a disability, rather than vive-ing it?
                Analogy: I love hockey, and this year’s Stanley Cup Playoffs are proving to be one of the most boring set of goonfests in recent memory. I like finsesse hockey, hockey where capable speedsters weave their way down the ice in a manner that is almost artistic. I prefer a beautifully-calculated play over a bone-crushing hit. I enjoy elite women’s hockey, I have a friend who has represented us on the Women’s Olympic Hockey Team since the sport was picked up for Nagano. And yet, their game must always be qualified with “women’s style hockey,” as if it’s something of a lesser sport because there’s finesse, athleticism, and a much lesser amount of physical play (though not none). It seems we’re spending as much time providing exceptions as celebrating difference here.
                Because I am a man, I may be questioned and criticized for exercising my right to question and criticize. Men commenting on women’s issues are on shaky ground indeed, but perhaps that itself is part of the issue, that we still keep so much of that territory segregated by gender (or race, religion, or what have you). I have always attested that I am a man raised by women, that the female figures in my life are powerful people who have shaped my thinking and led me to possess temperaments I don’t see paralleled by some of my male peers. Yet, criticism of my right to comment persists.
                I am interested and a little worried to see what our new premier does—as premier. Not as a woman. I’m concerned that our opposition leader will gain support and present ideas to Albertans that I find threatening—because they’re threatening policies, not because it’s a woman presenting them. I hope to tune out any commentary on gender influencing policy, and to simply look at policy alone.
                But what do I know? I’m only a man. (And white, and middle-class, middle-aged . . .)

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

That Song Makes Me Feel Good

     Although I'll do it until I've lost my mind, it's often hard to argue music due to its subjectivity. One thing everyone can agree on is we all have this sacred collection of songs that make us happy. They might not necessarily be by our favourite bands, they may or may not have nostalgic connotations, or they just might have that je ne sais quoi. These are songs we play because they always put us in a good mood. I never tire of my group .
     While sitting in a downtown coffee shop at 5:30 this morning, I scrawled a list in my journal faster than I could out-think myself. I'd love to hear yours.

1. "Glasgow Kiss" by John Petrucci. If I had an anthem, this would be it. Guitar instrumental I sing to myself when bored.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8ssuW06eoA

2. "America" Yes version of the Simon and Garfunkel classic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdsUPaIueUw

3. "Alive" by Pearl Jam. I will never tire of thee, Stone Gossard opening.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbhsYC4gKy4

4. "A Quick One While He's Away" by The Who, though I'm happy to hear it as performed by Green Day or My Morning Jacket.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ku7QNRudg

5. "Stadium Love" by Metric.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N4a7RX5x7E&ob=av2e

6. "The Cave" by Mumford and Sons.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJcvLyoAAnk

7. "Money For Nothing" by Dire Straits. That riff, that riff.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlPjxz4LGak

8. "Big Rock" by Feeding Like Butterflies, with any of my Good People screaming the "Down to Jericho" part. And it's really hard to find online.

9. "Run Runaway" by Slade. At some point in 1986, I decided that electric guitar was my favourite sound in the whole world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJwTvBexyJM

10. "Baba O'Riley" by the Who.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_Pf144Qmg&feature=fvst

11. "Kill My Soul" by The Catherine Wheel. I drum it on my steering wheel.

12. Symphony #9 ("Ode to Joy") by Ludwig van Beethoven. Arguably the best piece of music ever, I learned years after deciding that that Mom played it when she married Dad.

13. "Grace, Too" by the Tragically Hip.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBhDqir7UpA

14. "Army" by Ben Folds.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-7xb63OBHc

15. "J. A. R." by Green Day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na1c-9bm8NU

16. "Not Ready to Go" by the Trews. A song that always makes me think of the girl who would one day become my wife.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKKYhBYQ2yE

17. "Blind Faith" by Dream Theater.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kde6bb3ULyc

18. "Get Back" by the Beatles.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XHgP2rJZhM&feature=related

19. "Rockin' In the Free World" by Neil Young. When I decided I liked head-banging.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDzL_WU3mmE&feature=related

20. "Alchemy" by Five Minute Miracle. Old Saskatoon band. Fifteen years later I still find myself whistling this riff.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Two Games and One Tattoo: Three Books


I’ll start with a disclaimer. I am not one of those annoying people who intentionally rags on what is popular. I know that glancing back through my posts it might seem that way, but it’s not. What appears below is me responding to some encounters with popular literature, and for once not trying to have my finger on the pulse.

            I don’t like not liking books. I feel guilty about it. I worry so much about dipping literacy rates that I want to believe that any reading is good reading, but I don’t always succeed.
            It’s a funny line we walk, we who work with and advocate for the written word. On one side we have our desire for people, especially kids, to be reading. On the other, our worry about the quality of what they are reading, that it is challenging. If I were a little higher up the ladder of academic pedagogy, I might be more insistent that people read literature, as opposed to fluff.

                FLUFF: Reading that does not challenge the reader’s ability. At or below the reader’s comfort level. Books found at supermarket checkouts, books that take one or two days to get through. You know when you finish a book and tell someone that it “really makes you think”? These don’t. It should be noted that all readers read fluff at some point, whether constantly, as a break, accidentally, or out of curiosity or perhaps even masochism. I read fluff. My fluff of choice is Viking fiction and the odd graphic novel.

           I like to know what the kids are reading. I like to know what the adults are reading. When it’s a title on lips and its outside the halls of academia, I like to see what all the fuss is about. I don’t like to think I’m such a stuffy critic of literature that I can’t appreciate a yarn for a yarn when it doesn’t exactly fit my high-fallootin’ expectations for quality literature. Curiosity led me to read the outstanding Harry Potter series, the transcendent Life of Pi, the challenging (given its audience) The Giver, and the fluffy Da Vinci Code. Sadly, despite the cries of my students some years ago, I could never bring myself to read Twilight, and I’m pretty sure that my life is no poorer for the oversight.
           Lately, I’ve had three encounters with popular books, books made all the more popular by their recent film connections. In each case, the book is a part of a series, where, maddeningly, advocates tell me that you just need to stick it out after the first one. Who does that? As I told a colleague recently, that’s like marrying someone after they punch you in the face on the first date.
           One of these books (A Clash of Kings) made me wish I was fifteen years younger. I won’t read its sequels, I think. One of these books (The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo) made me think that people are easily duped. I will likely read the second book, though, when I’m feeling fluffy. One of these books (The Hunger Games) made me angry. Seething, spitting mad. Let’s start there.

1. The Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins
                Whenever I hear this book mentioned, whenever I hear talk of its unbelievably successful film adaptation—and keep in mind I work in a school so I hear both a lot—I want to grab the zealot and slap him. I get violent. I. Hated. This. Book.


a)      I once read a critic who said—ironically, I think it was  about a book I liked—that it’s good to hate a book now and again. That it’s cleansing. If so, then I’m downright disinfected.
b)      You may ask why I didn’t just quit reading it. I rarely drop a book (I admit, I did with #3 on this list, but special circumstances). I thought it would somehow redeem itself in the end—Harry Potter’s first book never truly cornered me until the jigsaw came together in the end. I don’t like to quit.

I went in really wanting to like this book. As with The Giver by Lois Lowry or Holes by Louis Sachar, I wanted to believe that them young ‘uns were on to something. I really wanted to see this book be good, and I hate it all the more for being so bad. It could be guilt over being duped.
Often people feel that if you don’t like a kid (or young adult) book, it’s because you expect it to be more than it was intended to be. No, I expect them, that is, the kids, to be more than that book. Excusing a bad book as “just a kids’ book” is to ignore the power of The Outsiders, Anne of Green Gables or the Narnia series. Kids are not stupid, and their books shouldn’t be either.
This is a bad book. So, so, so bad. And not done poorly, actively bad. Criminal. Vile. It’s a video game, a plot, a series of action-oriented events with next to no message sent through.
BOOM—and then—BOOM—and then—BOOM. It’s like listening to a four year old describe a roller coaster. Does the plot have twists? Sure. Do you turn the pages? Sure. Is it well-written with good characterization, clear themes, a good amount of kid-level interest and adult-level behind the scenes (hello Mr. Potter)? No, no, no and hell no.
It’s a bunch of fights. After the fights, they get stuff. Compete properly, and the Gamemasters give them gifts. I honestly was shocked that when Katniss got her first kill she didn’t Level Up. The characters have all the life of a cord of 2X4s. There is no remorse when murder is committed because Collins has copped out and created an easily-slaughtered group of nasty kids for cannon fodder. Three good, twenty-one evil. The potential of exploring twenty-four humans thrust into a “Most Dangerous Game” or Battle Royale scenario is cast off. She doesn’t even toy with making us uneasy by having good people kill other good people. The other kids are, conveniently, rotten little bastards—so we cry out for their blood. This is the novel’s greatest missed opportunity for some significant emotion, for having a real impact. For "makin' ya think."
Mind you, the whole book is a missed opportunity—the opportunity to tell a good and important story, to write a good book.
Alright, enough, I’m ranting. Cleansed, though. Let’s move on to those I feel a tad more conflicted about.

2. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
                This is fluff, but like Dan Brown, it’s fairly well-researched fluff. Unlike Dan Brown, it’s well-researched fluff that concentrates more on its characters than pissing off the church and the Masons. Larsson knows his stuff. In the end, though, it’s still supermarket fiction.
There were a lot of variables that got to me. The book’s in translation, so many of the techniques that annoyed me might have worked differently in Swedish. For example, every description resorts to simile: “She jumped like a panther through the door that gaped like an open mouth and landed on her motorcycle which was buzzing like a bee.” It starts with forty pages of of economic history only barely connected to the main plot. It features an uncountable cast, many of whom are unimportant members of the central family, or employees of the magazine. It details Mikael Blomkvist’s every meal, drink, coffee, every character’s outfit, what novel they are reading, what movie they’re watching. Some people like that sort of thing. I found it exhausting—so, yes, it transcends fluff at times—but chacun à son goût.
The strengths of this book are its refreshing setting—all that Scandinavian-ness got me misty for the family in Norway—and of course the Girl, Lisbeth Salander. She’s a well-conceived character, although I think created by using an archetype rather than an original creation. I’ve yet to see either the Swedish or American films, but my guess is she’s better to see than to read, to watch an actor interpret than to have our mind dissect. That’s a problem when we’re talking books.
Her one major character flaw, that is, the flaw her creator has written in to her, is also the greatest flaw of the whole book: her susceptibility to the magic wand in Herr Blomkvist’s pants.
Any woman who encounters him sleeps with him (with one exception that would be a spoiler to indicate). Older woman, much younger woman, married friend with benefits, any woman that encounters this dude can’t seem to rip her clothes off fast enough. Oh, and then there’s the excusing it! Lisbeth needs to show how strong she is, the others only want him for his body, no strings attached. Larsson bombards us with rationale for all the sack-jumping. How much of this is one man’s fantasy? I mean, they’re more liberal in Sweden, but there’s a point. I find Lisbeth’s attachment to Blomkvist beyond the professional as insulting—it would’ve worked better with him as a father figure. In a book that sets up every section with a quote about abused women, presenting a smokescreen of feminism by having significant female characters, in the end, they’re still just objects. Women in this book are nymphomaniacs. If that’s not derogatory enough, a character who is good but is not great is limited by the writer’s need to get in her pants.

3. A Clash of Kings by George R. R. Martin
                I read the first book of the Game of Thrones (yeah, yeah, A Song of Ice and Fire) series ten years or so ago. I don’t recall liking or disliking it, but I think it’s telling enough that I stopped there. Maybe it was just a break from university reading. Then, last year I watched the television series, and it worked its magic on me too. I committed the crime of reading a book after seeing the adaption, but worse. Reading the sequel book after seeing the original a-film.
                I quit pretty quickly. For a series of books, Martin’s tale makes a helluva TV series. The TV series cuts out the excess. Much of his writing strikes me as filler, a need to balance all characters when only a few of them matter much, and the rest we could just get updates on.
                The number of points of view is maddening for this reason. So many characters to keep track of, so many threads of narrative. Many of them are unneeded. After we spend a chapter inside a character’s head (or beside it, this being third person subjective), we wonder if he just wrote the chapter to see what it was like to be inside a certain character’s head, because often nothing is done to advance the narrative. The TV series retains only that which matters and—it irks me to say—is better for it.
                My biggest beef isn’t the series’ fault, it’s with all alternate-world fantasy written by anyone whose first name isn’t J.R.R. I gape in awe at the detail and planning in creating religions, politics, cultures, histories, and I say, “All to cheat.” It’s all done out of a need to control a world rather than work with the one we’ve got. I’ve come to see the so-called High Fantasy as a lazy man’s history.

Two all-encompassers.
A)     Anyone who loves these books tells me that they get better after the first one. Are we that series-mad, has Hollywood ingrained in us a need so desperate for sequels, prequels and (in Spider-Man’s case) requels that it’s now a forgone conclusion that you read beyond a first book even if you didn’t like it? I’ll try something completely new and hope it’s good over something I know was bad, thank you very much.
B)      I’ve heard Hunger Games and Tattoo lauded for their strong female leads, and if you don’t like them you’re a chauvinist by implication. Heard the same thing about Twilight. Bull. I don’t know Twilight, having neither read nor seen, but I have been given a gist, and the gist tells me that the message is a young woman should define herself completely by her boyfriend, do whatever he needs, that he is the scope and the limit of her identity. Wholesome.
I’ve already debunked the feminism in Tattoo. Game of Thrones, like most post-Tolkien nerd-feasts, has men in primary roles and women as a place for these tough guys to put their penises. Even Daenays Targaryan, the one strong female lead, takes her place by opening her legs. As for The Hunger Games’s Katniss, yes, she’s fairly strong and keeps her undies on. But she defines herself by her male relationships (Daddy, Cinna, Haymitch, Gale and especially Peeta). She despises older women and she pities younger girls. She’s not a strong female character, there isn’t anything feminine about her, and I don’t care that the author’s a woman. Katniss is sexless. A few quick alterations, with only a stumble at the contrived “romance” plot, and she could be a boy with no real change in the tale. That sucks. You want to show me a strong female lead, show me a lead that’s female, not one who is “just as strong at boy things.” Show me a woman who is a woman and good at it. Like Lisbeth Salander before she swan-dives into Blomkvist’s sheets.
These books are no victories for feminism. They cloud womanhood by saying a strong woman is one who craves sex like a man, or hunts and shoots like a man.

I will likely read the second Girl book when I need a break. I may someday think Thrones is worth a read, but that’s not likely if the show stays good. As for Collins’ series—girl on fire? I’d burn the whole book. If nothing else, we have reaffirmed that success is not a mark of quality. 

Thursday, March 1, 2012

The Spy Bill


Bill C-30. 
                As much as I’m hating this, I’m loving it. The imposition is almost worth the outcry. Almost.
                Harper’s government introduces a bill wrapped in the guise of a shield against child pornographers and online predators, Public Safety Minister Vic Toews declares in an oh-so-Conservative absolute: “either you’re with us, or you're with the child pornographers,” eighty million taxpayer dollars are earmarked for this project—to pay for what, no one can quite say, and those of us who despise the practices of this arrogant and corrupt government relish the outcry.
                For once, it appears Canadians are united. Olympic hockey and Bill C-30.
                Since forming an under-voted majority eight months ago, the Harper government has unleashed a flurry of mean-spirited, uncompromising and, (I’ll give ‘em this one), totally foreseen bills. They’ve limited debate, refused to respond to opposition (or the Opposition). I mean, why should they? They have a majority, and it’s not like a this is a democracy or anything. They’ve lashed out at any criticism with matter-clouding.
                Now, in the grandest show of hypocrisy, they’re letting you have your guns back and burning all gun records in the spirit of liberty, but they want access to your hard drives in the spirit of protecting your children. Freedom here, fascism there. Any of you who slapped my kids in the face with your wallets by voting for this party care to explain the schizophrenia to me?
                All defenses are hogwash. Giving the police full access to our online activity without needing a warrant is a Big Brother move, period. On Facebook I likened it to throwing a spike strip across the #1 Highway in order to stop speeders.
                I have to admit that I’ve learned to begrudgingly respect Harperco’s methods in appearing like a party without clinging to any ideological stances. Since the formation of his Progressive Conservative / Reform / Canadian Alliance coalition, Harper has striven to prevent another division of the right packaging all policy in a rhetoric of apparent “goodness for all Canadians.” The power has been in what they don’t say.
                He’s referred to his Reformer days—days where he took out newspaper ads attacking gay marriage, and railed against abortion—yet has not refuted that he once held these beliefs. He has said he will not renew debate over gay marriage or abortion, but he hasn’t openly endorsed or attacked them. It’s clever.
                Evil, but clever.
                People who know who he once was vote for his party, and they think he’s a Christian moralist forced into politics. True Conservatives vote for the party because they believe it will put money in their pockets, and that’s their only moral. Both groups feel he represents them first. He refutes neither, by implication backing both (in something of a contradiction). He has a majority (well, because we have a system that misrepresents elected MPs when considering number of votes, but also) because all Conservative policy has become grey.
When something as nasty as Bill C-30 is unleashed, they reword and repackage it, hiding the intrusive and playing up the protective. They won’t be honest about what they’re trying to do, but this time we haven’t been fooled, and it’s damage control. I’ll come to what good it’s going to do in a moment.
Why would they want this information? Well, pardon my cynicism, but during the spring campaign, Harper staffers refused people entrance to Conservative rallies because the individuals turned away were linked to the Liberal and NDP parties. How did the Cons know this? They’d been trolling people’s Facebook and Twitter pages, of course. True, if you want something to remain private, don’t put it on Facebook, but what sort of democracy is it if our government (or potential government) searches every corner of the Internet to ferret out dissenting opinions rather than face them head on? Mind you, what sort of government commits a crime in providing itself secret election funding, and wins re-election? What sort of democracy is it when our government sends phone calls to voters deliberately misdirecting them from polling stations in hotly-contested ridings?
The answer to all, frankly, is a crumbling one.
Bill C-30 is the perfect example of the kettle we’ve been dropped into, willingly. Stephen Harper and Vic Toews dictate policy, mask its intent, and prevent any meaningful debate on it in the House so the Harper-stacked Senate can ram it through.
Finally, as one, Canadians have had it and are voicing unified opposition to the spy bill. Sadly, we’re voicing it to a government that has never shown the slightest interest in listening to the people it governs. This is about one man’s ego trip, and about the acquisition and retention of power. The bill will become a law, and Internet freedom of all kinds, legal or no, enjoyed for nearly two decades in this country, will be profoundly altered.
We have forfeited our rights as Canadians to the interests of the worst prime minister and Cabinet we’ve seen since before World War 2, and we’ve done it without a fight. Almost like we deserve to toss our children’s futures into the gutter.
Hate to say I told you so . . .